"Two men burst through the [bathroom] door, guns blazing." go from there
The aftermath of the toppling of Big Ben.
Young farm boy after the brutal murders of his aunt and uncle, finds that he must rush off to meet someone he doesn't know, to go on a journey he doesn't comprehend, on a galactic scale/UNDER WATER??
Person gets trapped in the Library of Congress at night, crazy events ensue
Man gets transformed into a pair of slinky red heels
Students revolt to bring back Warrior Period
Old cat lady with lots of cats, falls in love with a retired man who actually has five dogs
Old teacher addicted to pain meds
Boy obsessed with video games gets transported to 1770 --> NO TV!!!
Top student secretly moonlights as the Mexican Strangler on the weekends
Modern day Greece where the volcano never erupted and Greece took over the world
A world where all oceans and seas are controlled by Macedonia, but they have no land
Kenya tries to take over Antarctica
Last days of famous people who died
Che Guevara was actually a pacifist
Che Guevara loses his hat
Janitor discovers secret plot (what makes a janitor into an action hero)
What if Narcissus discovered that he had an identical twin?
"Yay for gun powder." go from there
Modern, non-volcanic Greece come from future to attack Aztecs with gunpowder
Group of odd private detectives, man dies at their meeting, holding strange object, they investigate, some connection to Elder Realm
Ninjas ACTUALLY TAKE ON PIRATES
Ninja-Pirate-Zombies, completely serious